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Femur
By Justin Allec
Given time, metal will come. If you had told me about eight years ago that the scratchy and awkward trio of guys that barely had lyrics for their songs when they played their first show would evolve into the wrecking ball known as Femur, I might have believed you. There was something about how they played, the way they grinned at each other when they locked into a riff—they got loud and they got excited. They further convinced me through their pair of albums, 2018’s Red Marks (which contained the finished versions of the early demos I first heard in a nearly empty Black Pirates Pub) and 2020’s For the Love of It. Their songs pound feedback but also seem to touch something vital, something that allows the band to push to the red line. Jake Laakkonen’s blistering guitar tones and full-throated, lungs-exploding sing-yelling leads the charge, with the rhythm end of Eric Niemi on bass and Dylan Maxwell’s drums providing a pulverizing backdrop. It’s not metal in any strict sense, but rather a heavy mixture of sludge, math, post, alternative, noise, punk, thrash—whatever is most crushing. 2024 was the band’s best year for shows yet, whether it was headlining their own nights at BPP or being the go-to warm-up act for touring bands. Though it’s been a while since we’ve heard new music from these guys, 2025 will see the release of their third album in the fall and hold the promise of more shows.
Music
143. Best venue for live music
Black Pirates Pub*
The Foundry
Marina Park
144. Best venue for karaoke (new question)
The Foundry
Norteños Cantina/Taqueria
The Bar
145. Best place to dance (new question)
The Foundry
Norteños Cantina/Taqueria
Armani’s
148. Best music video 2023-2024
“Set My Heart On Fire” - PINK IVY
“25” - Sara Kae
149. Best singer
Nancy Freeborn*
Tim Albertson
Sara Kae
150. Best guitarist
Aiden Code
Daren Destiny Micheals
Chris Barnes
151. Best bassist
Callum Labonte
(Tie) John Romito
(Tie) Ryan Redemption
Joey Miller
152. Best drummer
Colin Craig*
Dylan Maxwell
John Ryder
153. Best keyboardist/pianist
Glenn Jennings
Danny Johnson
Sean Gormely
154. Best DJ
DJ MO
DJ Big D*
MAKADE
155. Best solo artist
Tim Albertson
PINK IVY
Jean-Paul De Roover*
157. Best folk group
Loughlin*
Flipper Flanagan’s Flat Footed Four
Cartwrights
158. Best metal band
Femur*
Killer
Teknosis
159. Best rap artist
Chepnko*
Yung Shalack
Dallas
160. Best jazz act
Mood Indigo*
Robin Ranger
Martin Blanchet Jazz Quintet
161. Best punk band
(Tie) Killer
(Tie) Femur
(Tie ) Hat Trick
(Tie) Forever Dead!*
The Fixer
162. Best electronic act
DJ MO
MAKADE
Bevz
163. Best blues act
Sunday wilde
The Bustle
Dr. Buck & The Bluesbangers
164. Best choral group
Lakehead Choral Group
Sounds of Superior Chorus*
Fort William Male Choir
165. Best country band
Back Forty*
Boomtown
Throwback
166. Best cover band
Back Forty
Boomtown*
The Selfies
167. Best music instructor
Denise Krawczuk
Dino Pepe
Arley Cox*
*2023 winner